Started Collecting : May 2nd, 2022
13,604

Currently #1 According to SteamCollector [steamcollector.com] (when you factor in my alts)

No. of Collectors : 1
No. of Strange : 75
No. of Genuine : 74
No. of Non-Craftables : 72
No. of Low Crafts : 2

No. w/ Prof. Killstreaks : 2
No. w/ Spec. Killstreaks : 3
No. w/ Normal Killstreaks : 11
No. w/ Exorcism : 3

Cleavers Signed by me for others : 3

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Collectors Flying Guillotine #21 (Manndarin, Incinerator) - ~44 Keys - May 2nd, 2022
Flying Guillotine #13 (Manndarin, Fire Horns, Exorcism) - 69 Keys - August 14th, 2022
This is one of three Flying Guillotines below craft #100 with exorcism and the only one of those three with a professional killstreak kit applied.
Legacy Paint Horrific Headsplitter (Team Spirit, Blu Attribute Missing) - 2 Keys - October 27th, 2022
Flying Guillotine #99 - 20 Keys - March 13th, 2023

Unpainted
A Color Similar to Slate
A Deep Commitment to Purple
A Distinctive Lack of Hue
A Mann's Mint
After Eight
Aged Moustache Grey
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Australium Gold
Color No. 216-190-216
Dark Salmon Injustice
Drably Olive
Indubitably Green
Mann Co. Orange
Muskelmannbraun
Noble Hatter's Violet
Peculiarly Drab Tincture
Pink as Hell
Radigan Conagher Brown
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Zepheniah's Greed
An Air of Debonair
Balaclavas Are Forever
Cream Spirit
Operator's Overalls
Team Spirit
The Value of Teamwork
Waterlogged Lab Coat
HS: Chromatic Corruption
HS: Die Job
HS: Putrescent Pigmentation
HS: Sinister Staining
HS: Spectral Spectrum
Legacy Team Spirit

Strange Unique Flying Guillotine
According to HACK THE GIBSON's guide, only two exist. One is in his backpack, and the other is in a private bp.

'Buildings Destroyed' Strange Part Flying Guillotine
According to backpack.tf, only 10 exist, and none are on the market.

Non Level 1 Genuine Flying Guillotine
According to backpack.tf, only two exist, and neither are on the market.

Collectors Flying Guillotine Chemistry Set
Very few exist, and most are in old backpacks that haven't been touched in years.

Delivered Giftapult Packaged Flying Guillotine
I have better chances to win the lottery than to get a giftapulted cleaver.

Self-Made Flying Guillotine and Triad Bundle Item
Given as a Self-Made item to contributors, this quality of item is literally impossible to obtain outside of being one of 3 creators of the item alongside SquareEnix. Along with the cleaver, the bundle was also given as an unusable item, and it features a cleaver, letting it count on this list.

Storage Account #1 : Cleaver Bank #1
Storage Account #2 : Cleaver Bank #2
Storage Account #3 : Cleaver Bank #3
Storage Account #4 : Cleaver Bank #4

1,162 Hours

Scattergun
Baby Face's Blaster
Soda Popper
Shortstop
Force-A-Nature
Back Scatter

Flying Guillotine
Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol
Mad Milk
Pistol
Winger
Crit-A-Cola
Bonk! Atomic Punch

Wrap Assassin
Sandman
Boston Basher
Atomizer
Sun-on-a-stick
Holy Mackerel
Bat
Candy Cane
Fan O'War

22 Killstreak on LazyPurple's TDM Server
Baby Face’s Blaster
Flying Guillotine
Wrap Assassain

100 Killstreak on Big Apple Barricade
Scattergun
Mad Milk
Fan O'War

Scattergun - November 15th, 2022