You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

I HAD ONE BEER
TWO BEERS
THREE BEERS
A SHOT OF WHISKEY
A MARGARITA
AND A BLOODY MARY

24 peanuts

my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade🙏👊

:fleecer:

sandwich

*growls low in my throat and raises tail*
Well, you asked for it!
*brandishes claws and starts running towards you*
Eat THIS!!!!
*cursed eye throbs suddenly and you notice that I have one red eye and one brown eye*
Ack! Not now....
*falls to the floor and grabs my cursed eye*

BARK DIDEN

+rep tried to trade Australium Black Box for 1 key

-rep pooped in the top part of my toilet and now whenever i flush it's just gross brown australian poop water

Since you asked, the artist of my pfp is StarCastEclipse!

i see u like this girl fox and i like a fox and his name is tails miles prowler but he looks like a girl but not like amy rose because she is pink and tails is orange/yellow do you like sonic the hedghog or shadow the hedghog more

hey......lol.....you come here often......?

+rep

When I get angry my friends hold me back at school bc I am kinda strong and sometimes if I'm really angry my eyes turn half red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go into lockdown no joke...

Kills you

+rep this guy let me borrow his ferrari and gave me 200000 dollars just for waving at him.

heyr man cani maker offer on youre austrlaian scatter gun i just sawed you drop?

+rep Offered to commission me for art!

BLOCKED

hey, added ;3

+rep gives great head

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💎 You only live once for a very short time, so make every second divine 💎

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🔥🔥 We can be friends for future games 🔥🔥

💎 You only live once for a very short time, so make every second divine 💎

💯 This is my only account 💯

⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨


✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅
✅✅✅ Friendly Guy ✅✅✅


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💎 You only live once for a very short time, so make every second divine 💎

💯 This is my only account 💯

⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨


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✅✅✅ Friendly Guy ✅✅✅


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nice pfp

i miss wintergreen grizzly chew so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much its not even funny

I actually did know you were chill like that. And still my legions advance upon you.

Most beautiful loadout in all of tf2.

PENGUS!

who me?

I would like a reminder on who you were, i didnt wanna seem like a jerk to you, just soo much has gone on

the fool complaints about a hole in his pocket, the wise man uses it to scratch his b*alls

the naked man fears no pickpocket

if drinking piss was a sport id be lebron james

sorry about that mate, will whip up a content warning for you next time. my bad

no u

+rep does not neglect the balls

+rep Rare to see someone that's Compliment my sona

pleasure doing business with you, go fry some eyeballs!

it scares me

Enjoy the signs, use them well.

-rep pfp pic is cropped p0rn

♥♥♥♥ n balls

Yo, steam is being weird. I want to message you to give updates on the piece. My discord is tarzyd, if you dont have discord either message me first. I tried everything to fix this issue. I'm sorry man

War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes

exploding hog emoji

gears is a mad little gamer come to cry wah wah wah

dart is a mad little gamer come to cry wah wah wah