I HAD ONE BEER
TWO BEERS
THREE BEERS
A SHOT OF WHISKEY
A MARGARITA
AND A BLOODY MARY

24 peanuts

my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade🙏👊

:fleecer:

sandwich

*growls low in my throat and raises tail*
Well, you asked for it!
*brandishes claws and starts running towards you*
Eat THIS!!!!
*cursed eye throbs suddenly and you notice that I have one red eye and one brown eye*
Ack! Not now....
*falls to the floor and grabs my cursed eye*