its my new invention called the toasterlight rather than that silly fleshlight

Why did you send me a toaster with a hole cut in the side?

i think about garfield kart alot when im alone at night

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play garfield kart sometime its a really cool game with a lot of fun moments, i'll let you win ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

this guy is a certified sloth lover and not a mole lover

why