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Recent reviews by Halceon

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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
226.0 hrs on record (223.9 hrs at review time)
You can play "a low level game as a count in France" and end up ruling the Empire of Mali, while your cousin rules Jerusalem, the HRE is destroyed and remade by Poland and half of Africa is Valencia. Worth it for the alt history alone.
Posted 25 November.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
99.2 hrs on record (71.4 hrs at review time)
This game is for sickos. I'm sickos.
Posted 3 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.8 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
It's a good time. It takes inspiration from GW's best tabletop game and makes a very approachable computer version.
Posted 1 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
69.6 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
This game has satire. As such, some people will find it funny and others will miss the point and find it relatable.

But that's not what it's about, really. The game is a solid chaotic team shooter with fun toys, big explosions, many accidents and highly dramatic escapes. It keeps delivering these tense mini stories (like that time we kited a bile titan for 15 minutes and the final thing that killed it was our escape plane once we'd given up) at a reliable pace. Good times.
Posted 13 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.5 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's classic xcom with a modern implementation, which is cool and nice.
If you already have xenonauts 1, this might not be a necessary buy, but if you don't have either, get this one.
Posted 12 October, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
112.4 hrs on record (87.9 hrs at review time)
I keep putting way too much time into this game in unproductive ways and it still feels fun
Posted 13 September, 2023.
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187.1 hrs on record (94.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Buy this game for the puns alone. It helps that the game itself is baller.
Posted 19 June, 2023.
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1.9 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
I was never good at megaman style games, but regardless this one is fun
Posted 16 June, 2023.
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173.0 hrs on record (28.7 hrs at review time)
It's basically what I've been waiting for for however many years.
Posted 29 October, 2022.
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11.9 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Is it silly? Yes. Is it also fun? Kinda. Is it Genius anyway? Oh hell yes!
Posted 19 December, 2021.
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