Recent reviews by Sgt. Savageshoppingcart

war is hell

They seemed to back track on the decision to force people to link a PSN account which effectively bricked the game prior.

While my long review of how much I truly enjoy this game no longer exists as a result of their idiot decision; I still whole-heartedly recommend this game.

Its an absolute blast, the devs aside from having to pander to sony's wishes, are wonderful.
hopefully this game will never require a PSN account.

Thank you for your democracy, arrowhead.

I love gambling (johnny main)

you can get headpats
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10/10 times you will win on accident.
the better you are at chess, the worse you are at 5d chess.
I recommend.
that is all.

NOT FUN WITHOUT FRIENDS
But EXTREMELY fun WITH FRIENDS

I recommend PvP if you're into fast paced stuff. And don't forget the exploration missions are the prime place for loot.

Mankind is dead
Hell is full
Blood is fuel
:)

A wonderful expansion on the original.

I would certainly recommend this to anyone who:
- Played the first game and enjoyed it thoroughly.
- Hasn't played the game in the first place but is interested in playing.
- Is looking for a unique, engaging and witty game that takes a deep and interesting stance on game genres and troupes. On top of all this, is highly self-aware.
- Is exceptionally found of buckets
- Is named Jim


I wouldn't recommend it too:
- People who can't be bothered to look for content and prefer to be spoon-fed it like some kind of baby.
- People who played the first one and was somehow only slightly amused. However these people most likely don't exist due to the conflicting nature of these two facts. Therefor: I have come to the conclusion that this people either don't exist, or are some kind of alien lifeform. An alien lifeform which has a distinct lack of a sense of humor.
- The person/alien who is reading this section and is feeling somewhat attacked.
- Cookie9

Absolutely lovely game with a soul- something you don't find too often.
See, most horror games- even Indie ones, then to lack something. I would suppose that would be originality, but I digress
Out of what I've played so far, this game is absolutely amazing, It strikes an absolutely great balance between horror and wit. it expects the player well, and indeed it sets up it's scares just as well.

I would absolutely recommend this game to just about anyone, because so far from what I've seen, the story is emotional and makes a solid, and effective commentary on psychological issues and does a good job on taking on such a difficult to explain thing in it's own medium. Throughout the story, the game has a tasteful variety of bits, whether emotional, witty, relieving, etc, It does it masterfully. On top of this, is unique and fun game machanics that makes me actually think™.

I'll cut to the chase- If you want a game with great charm and personality, this is the one for you. notice how I didn't mention horror game- While the game is indeed scary sometimes, I think it's more of a well rounded experience and story that I don't see often. Point and case: Get the game. It's great.

P.S. Don't let Dave scare you, he's a really great guy. He just needs someone to turn his frown upside down every once and awhile :)

RTS + Good lore = Great game