Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?

"The LED lights up when my fuel is low. Neat tech, isn't it? Though that is no good if I don't get the hydrocarbons I'm looking for."

"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say." -Snowden

Mediocrity is humanity's greatest sin.

We didn't evolve from apes, we evolved into apes.





314 + 45 - 159 = x

43 x 2 - 3 = y

2 - 9 + 11 = z

x + y + z = ?









I am an aficionado of intercrural coitus.



































Article V has been invoked.



































































































"This is a donut. It is very sweet and very good. But if you never tasted a donut, you wouldn't really know how sweet and how good a donut really is. If you never had that experience. Transcendental meditation is like that. Transcendental meditation gives an experience much sweeter than the sweetness of this donut. It gives the experience of the sweetest nectar of life. Pure bliss consciousness. As Maharishi says, those who don't know, they don't know. Those who know, they enjoy. I hope this following documentary gives you some good news about the sweetness of life." - David Lynch

































































Animals are just monster girls in disguise.










































1. Use your own technique to bring you to a relaxed state of consciousness.

2. State your intent to use this meditation as a tool to co-create the trigger that will start the Age of Aquarius.

3. Invoke the Violet Flame from it's primary source to place a circle of protection around you during and after the meditation. Ask it to transmute anything that does not serve the Light.

4. Visualize a pillar of brilliant white Light emanating from the Cosmic Central Sun, then being dristributed to Central Suns of all galaxies in this universe. Then visualize this light entering through the Galactic Central Sun, then going through our Galaxy, then entering our Solar System and going through all beings of Light inside our Solar System and then through all beings on planet Earth and also through your body to the center of the Earth.

5. Visualize this Light transmuting all remaining darkness on Earth, healing all inequalities, erasing all poverty and bringing abundance to all humanity. Visualize soft pink Light of the Goddess embracing all beings on planet Earth and healing their emotional bodies. Visualize a new cosmic cycle of the Age of Aquarius beginning, bringing pure Light, Love and Happiness to all beings on Earth.

Suggested time for our meditation is 20 minutes.





















































































































































































































Aw, ricky, baa, tiki, broo ha haa.
Bean tickle teen wrikle, ooh la laa.
Wagga toosie, flim flam, catch him in a tin can.
Mama louie, papa shoowie, zoo me YAA.