Generally speaking, this is how I look vs how I act: http://www.funnycaptions.com/img/185862/u-see-that-squirrel-omgsocute-3/
You know how they say everybody has an agenda? Well, here is my "agenda" in a nutshell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM

I always have a song in my heart. I have a bad habit of lipping the words to songs in public. People look at me like they think I'm either crazy or a witch... but I'm a dude so I guess that'd technically make me a (in Hagrid's Voice) Wizard.

Whiskey and Vodka help keep me sane and out of prison.

Fun fact: when I was in high school, my AP History teacher was the former lead singer for Renegade. They were even on MTV (back when the "M" in MTV still stood for Music,) check 'em out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usi3dIfZJNE

I love me a good, spicy meme...

When your alarm goes off at the crack of dawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM

I just want to pet all the animals in the world... is that so bad?

I honestly hate my state (currently in Commiefornia) but I'll always love my city. Unlike those lames who run SF, Ontario is clean and free of street ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Try that here and we'll ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP HOMEBOY! SBC mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

R.I.P Tiny, coolest and biggest cousin ever. He lived Vago and died Vago...