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The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair
When I took my daughter there on a trip amidst a lengthy child custody battle with my ex wife
Attempting to prove to the judge that I'm a responsible father
But we all know I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not
I got the kids ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back
I even wore my nice 8 Ball jean jacket to the last court hearing
I'm ready to change
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slipped away like if i had butter on my ass. lucky for me i ♥♥♥♥ metal pieces so nothing fell but gah damn i had an heart attack
Say ara ara!!! Say ara ara!!!! Nononono,,, say HI HONEY!!! yeah, yeah!!! Say hi honey!!! Say it so I can imagine you coming back home to me and genuinely loving me like noone else has!!!! and then play ring fit!!! Yeah!!! Play ring fit so I can imaging you moaning!!! Show me your boing boings!!! Haha wait was that lewd??? Uh oh guys it was too lewd haha!!!! That wasn't very seiso!!! Woah guys, I'm horny!!!! Haha wouldn't it be SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNNY if one of the Vtubers said I'm horny?? Yeah!! Then make all of them say it 50 MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES!!!? Woah guys,, our WHOLESOME idols can't be so horny!!! That's not seiso!!! Haha!!!!! Looks like I'm bottom left today!!!
SHUT UP. I HATE YOU. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.