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1 person found this review funny
5.9 hrs on record
Plays like a ♥♥♥♥ dark souls. Combat sucks, the horse is clunky as hell, weapon feedback is nonexistent, terrible camera and target lock-on.
The world is beautiful but too big with very few fast travel points and puzzling enemy placements (after meeting the witch i got teleported to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the closest fast travel point was guarded by an enemy 18 levels over me).
The game is bloated with not fun things: alchemy (not gonna read all that), swords that break every time, menu is cluttered with stuff and feels counterintuitive.
The only good things are the hot women and the story, maybe, i will never know because it was a slog of meeting one guy that knows what you need, but before he tells you he needs you to meet this other guy to complete his quest, rinse and repeat.

♥♥♥♥ off game. Probably the single, most overrated piece of media I've ever encountered.
Posted 4 November. Last edited 4 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
BGM so loud is scrambling my brain (there is no option to lower it).

Also my Ps5 pad doesn't work even with steam input.
Posted 18 October. Last edited 18 October.
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81.3 hrs on record
Peculiar kind of game that I love for 35 hours, then bores me to death in the last 5.

Having said that, I played it twice so, it definetly must be pretty good.

3.7/5
Posted 9 October.
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7 people found this review helpful
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377.0 hrs on record (367.8 hrs at review time)
FF2, Heat Burst, stance transition into negative review.

I rate it 2/10 tekken coins

On a more serious note, these low-lifes put up a shop one month after charging 70€, despicable behavior.
Posted 4 October. Last edited 29 October.
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1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Can literally have a wank in between loading screens.
Posted 3 September.
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7.5 hrs on record
The game is at its peak when it let's you jump like a mad(wo)man from building to building, sadly the closer you get to the end spaces gets progressively more cramped and annoying along with its terrible combat system. Faith is not the best to control: turning, gaining momentum, trying to disarm an enemy it's not the best, sometimes she doesn't hang onto things she should have. I feel like I put it down too much but i swear i liked the game, it's just I can't shake the feeling that it is very basic all around.

7/10
Posted 4 August. Last edited 4 August.
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37.1 hrs on record
Great game, great presentation. Sour the experience bosses and mini-bosses recycled to death, camera as always your worst enemy, fighting more than 2 enemies at once is not fun i can tell you that. Other than that the game system is great, very challenging and fair most of the time.

8/10
Posted 29 July. Last edited 29 July.
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6.4 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
A pleasant surprise, I bought it for the memes but I stayed for the amazing story. (Extra story was creepy though)

Best of luck and keep up the good job, dev. ;)
Posted 18 June. Last edited 20 June.
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9 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
127.5 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
It's like watching somebody play Solitaire, then after 20 mins the guy takes out a gun and shoots you in your lifepoints.
Posted 7 June.
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5.2 hrs on record
Even the XYZ+ people can make a good game when they actually give a damn.
Posted 22 May. Last edited 6 November.
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