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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 182.5 hrs on record (169.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Dec, 2013 @ 7:56am
Updated: 26 Nov, 2016 @ 10:57am

You've crushed me under boulders, had me torn apart by giant bugs, cursed by googly-eyed frogs, spooked solid in a flooded ghost town, thrown off the side of a cliff from a giant mushroom-man, poisoned from a swarm of mosquitoes, squashed by a hot chick with a spider body, and skewered by an oversized dude with an oversized spear.

I've traveled through labyrinths filled with gassy frogs and sprinted for my life in caverns full of man-eating clams. I got lost in a giant library guarded by lizards, octopi, and people made out of crystals. Hell, I even met up with a giant talking snake with a nose and ears in the middle of a black void at one point.

Although you keep smacking me across the face, pushing me off cliffs, and throwing the wierdest mosters I've ever seen at me, you're still one of my most hated favorite games. I'm talking about you, Dark Souls.

Easily my Game of the Year, Every Year.
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