Greetings Traveler, first off I would like to say, rest in peace, Uncle Phil. Next on our agenda is going to be the match that I have just been apart of, where my opponent has been homophobic with their name being, "♥♥♥ Bros". Secondly, after the conclusion of game number one where the victor is decided in a long-winded anus clencher, we go to host game two and tell out opponents that we must employ the outhouse, so if they could give us some time, and even use the restroom themselves, that would be superb. We give them a five-minute window to which they promptly tell us is not going to work for them, so we out of the kindness of our hearts, give them ten whole minutes to employ the outhouse. They are furious that I would only give them double my original allotment of time, so we so graciously award them as match-winners fifteen whole minutes in their outhouse of choice. They tell us that they have been recording this whole time which is quite confusing to me because it is usually illegal to film in a restroom, but clearly, they gave consent somewhere in the form.

With the outhouse situation taken care of, I would like to rewind time a tad and go back to a time where I had self-confidence. This time I am speaking of, was about 30 minutes prior to me typing this ticket. My opponents called me "ugly". My mother thinks I have quite a staggering appearance and I wonder just how she would feel if she knew that middle schoolers were making fun of her creation of nine-months.

I read the match description incorrectly and thought the map for game number two was "Checkmate" upon further inspection (and bad manners from our opponents) I could tell it was actually "The Pines" to which I started the match hastily. With our opponents using outhouse manners, they informed me that the map was really "Crossroad Strike". I make haste and change the map to the appropriate selection and start the game. Our match goes off without a hitch and the scoreline goes straight (unlike our opponents) to 1-0 in favor of "♥♥♥ Bros". After losing round one, my cat "Jazzy" busts in my room and starts tap-dancing all over the place (see link) "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayvDx9mitdY" . With understanding from my fellow M16 Agent and I assume from the moderators inspecting this dispute, I end the game to bust a move with "Jazzy". My opponents are quite flustered from the match ending, but I assure them, the scoreline is still 1-0 in their favor. They are not having this interruption of game number two, so they leave. I assume that is because they have forfeited, but they have yet to invite my teammate and I to game number three.

Thank you for reading, fare thee well.

Link One - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRZWdNF48ug

Link Two - OOPS WRONG LINK

Link Three - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmDXoHulZHs&list=PLfiMjLyNWxea-PSRRvVsvv80NVRIxO5o7