Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.

I thought friday the 13th was unlucky because of the movie :^)
Happy new year bud

You're right -- as far as I know, Australia is a complete fabrication of the powers that be

This is like reading a surreal novel

From the What's With Andy episode 'Molasses', Andy pranks everyone in the school dance by placing molasses on the floor. This molasses started off hard and appeared to resemble floor varnish, but became sticky when the heat of the spotlight was placed upon it, meaning it's a time-activated prank.Aug 6, 2017

lol