You will explode in 3-5 business days

No, you’re NOT a real gooner.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gooners. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gooners. I see these people saying “I fap for ten minutes it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily edge for an hour in all our curated porn for that day. I see people who only jerk it to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and claim to be gooners! Come talk to me when you pick up a sex toy then we be friends.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gooners.

+rep very good guy, just needs to work on comms, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

literally mean

Happy pride f*g

Fortnite balls