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Let's climb the ranks!

let's climb the ranks

the ohio rizzler has dropped by to check on your gooning session this winter. happy holidays :3

hey we were in a csgo lobby together and someone over mic asked you if you had a big behind (it wasn't me) and you answered with a really soft "yes" and i thought it was so cute and quiet i have never heard anyone like you before. were you being serious when you said yes?.... i'm only asking because it is kind of rare for a guy to be carrying some weight back there you know.... so if it's big like you say it is... does it hang over your thighs and cast a nice shadow? haha sorry if this is too personal to ask. you don't have to answer!! but i really just want to know if it's round or square.... what shape would you describe it as? when you sit down do your thighs spread too? hahahaha don't answer that, but if you want you can!!!

Nice to meet you!