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Recent reviews by FakeNameOF

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1 person found this review helpful
3.2 hrs on record
Funny Italian chef man that loves to run around a tower made of pizza (idk I didn't beat the game yet.) Highly addictive and re-playable game. Going to spend the next 5 years playing this game.
Posted 30 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record
Team Sonic Racing, while not as good as its previous entry, is still decent on its own. If you liked the gameplay of Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed and are desperate for a little more Sonic before his next mainline game, this is worth picking up at a great discount.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
33.9 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
All Sonic games are great, therefore this game is great! A labor of love. Every year.
Posted 23 November, 2017. Last edited 27 November, 2023.
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282 people found this review helpful
494 people found this review funny
8.2 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
FREE WILL IS A MYTH.
RELIGION IS A JOKE.
WE ARE ALL PAWNS CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER.
MEMES! THE DNA OF OUR SOULS.
Posted 4 December, 2015.
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65 people found this review helpful
265 people found this review funny
33.9 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just like my Friday nights before bed, I can't play this game without a box of tissue in hand.
Posted 16 February, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
I started this game up and I got a red banner saying I need to turn on hardware acceleration for Flash. So I tried to do that and my anti-virus software spazzed out and closed Evoland.

Reminds me of the time when I had to blow on cartridges to make them work. Very nostalgic 10/10.
Posted 2 February, 2015.
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32 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
It's like sitting in a theater in the very front seat... watching this movie.

Cutting to the chase, the controls for this game are flawed. They are very sensitive and makes it troubling to be precise during gameplay. Options and optimization are pretty bare-bone, and as a result, you're stuck with very dated and unpleasant graphics and textures. While I give props for Disney Planes: The Video Game being basic (which is good for a game being targetted for a young audience in mind), the game is mostly just going from mission to mission and completing a few tasks. Aside from trying to get a higher score per level, the levels and missions are not interesting enough to go back to previous levels and play again.

Overall, this game has a specific audience in mind. Although I think it is a good kids game for its simplicity, there are flaws that makes this game boring and bland, aesthetically and in design.
Posted 15 December, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Senpai noticed me. 10/10.
Posted 9 December, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.1 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Challenging, but uber frustrating and unfair game. 10/10.
Posted 10 December, 2013.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.5 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
A great game for everyone, ranging from beginners to hardcore fans. Easy to play, but hard to master!
Posted 25 November, 2013.
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