I am renting a room in Dublin with several people. Mostly we have a very friendly environment. But there is one guy who acts a little bit off. So, basically, I recently came back from gym and was feeling weary so I went to my room, but the door was taken off the hinge and my roommate was sneaking in my room. When I entered the room, I noticed that my bed was disassembled and there were a lot of metal fragments everywhere. He was standing his back to me, but I saw he had some kind of a tool kit in his hands. The moment he noticed me he just dropped everything he had and started a casual monologue about the weather. As soon as I started talking he immediately left in haste. When I approached my disassembled bed I found a planted TMRP-6 anti tank mine under my mattress.

"涙ふくならティッシュ
ダメさ、普通のティッシュ
四枚重ね
四枚重ね
じゃなきゃダメさ
ヘィ～！(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎"

- Gandhi

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