Recent reviews by Isencore

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Lets get the rating out of the way.

6.5/10 Skulls for the Skull Throne.

Its a okay title. Is it my favorite out of the series? No.
Is it better then dare I say DoWII? Meh, maybe.
DoW3 may be for you. It might not. I can appreciate it for what it is "trying" to be. And thats a replayable RTS? MOBA? AI Skirmish Simulator? Nevermind, If you love Warhammer 40K and killing Xenos for the Emperor then this is for you because thats all you will be getting. Maybe a couple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for the Space Marines. If you love Dawn of War then this is not for you. Go play Dark Crusade you silly git.



In short. I wouldn't buy this at full price. Wait for a sale. That or play a real MOBA like League of Legends. kek.

10/10 Chicken Dinners.

Since the update the game has become playable. Less hackers, means more chicken dinners.
More chicken dinners means more winners.

10/10 wehs

A amazing game. 9.8/10. Only issue is the lack of fluid boarders that I loved from previous installments.

Buy this game. It will bring you great honor.

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A list of reasons to own this game.


Become the lord of tuna cans.
Fight red Bears that sound like dogs.
Retrieve chicken breast from live game such as Deer, Bears (dogs), Boars, Wolves, and Chickens.
Enjoy the wild open breeze between your ballsack.
Sleep deprivation.
The joy of robbing people blind with a stick rock hatchet thing.
Blow all your metal fragments on Metal doors.
Invite naked people to live with you.
Lock said naked people in a room and farm them for blood.
Reenact Silence of the Lambs.
It puts the lotion on the skin.
Recieve guns from stranger.
Stranger shoots you and takes his guns back.
Be harassed in the middle of the night by a pack of savages.
Escape Bear (dogs) and Wolves by walking on wood.
Murder sleeping people.
Sleep next to other sleeping people.
Betray what you thought were close friends for cloth and chicken breast.
Extend necks.
Be chased by a army of naked men with rocks.
Fight back army of naked men with bigger rocks (guns)
Be insulted in Russian.
Be insulted in English.
Be insulted in some kind of Spanish.
Cry.
Hide.
censor.nudity false


10/10
Buy just for the nudity and rocks.

Untill I am able to sync my Steam account. I would not reccomend this garbage. Have fun sitting there with no link on your Nether Account page for 3 hours and counting.