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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Oct, 2014 @ 7:08am

It was raining heavly in the mountainas regios of the French Alps, I traveresd the mountainous terrain and set up camp in a forrest. Later it was still raining torrentiolly as I loaded my M24 sniper; I hear a bear roaring behind me "OH ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!" I screamas the bear runs for me, I drop my backback as a distraction but the bear is too smart....I yield to the bear, it comes up to me and stands on its hind legs, I shoot it in the heart and it falls on top of me; its warm corpse gives me an erection, I stay there to enjoy this rather large erection. It is dark now, I get up recovering from my erection and head back to camp, that night I ate charred bear knob!

10/10 would get erection again.
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5 Comments
DOM1N0 31 Oct, 2014 @ 7:43am 
Tom is so cranky!
Cody Cigar 27 Oct, 2014 @ 2:57am 
wait....I only know one person that is so damn grumpy in the morning...Tom....
ST3tommy 27 Oct, 2014 @ 2:56am 
that didn't work as that is completely unrelated to the review you fucktard. Claps for you.
Cody Cigar 27 Oct, 2014 @ 2:53am 
TL;DR : Who the fuck are you?!?!
ST3tommy 27 Oct, 2014 @ 2:42am 
TL;DR : Quentin tries to be funny and fails, again. Like usual i suppose.