(1 SFW) Adam sighed heavily as he stared at the floor of his kitchen, he never had to do the dishes this badly, but it wasn't a surprise because he ate an entire bell pepper and it got all over the clean dishes. Freddy knocked on the front door and Adam opened.
"Hey Adam! I just wanted to give you a Fazbear surprise, as always my little sugarplum..." Said Freddy. Adam smiled, everytime he saw that bear his heart just boomed with excitment at the thought of Freddy's servos helping Adams do the dishes at a max rate of 2,000 RPM. Adam smiled, the dishes still dripping with the soapy mess that once was an entire bell pepper. Freddy began to fire up his Clean O' Matic, and instantly began to work on washing Adam's dishes.
"Oh, heck! That's it!" Adam yelped as the cold fist slid into the soapy water easily, the Dawn branded dish soap proving to be a good cleaning agent for the event. Freddy sped it up to 6k RPM and Adam's dishes began to ting like bells, he began to smile in bliss. Freddy interepted it as great cleaning action and raised it even higher.
Soap began to smack about the walls, Adam looked over at Freddy and screamed "Freddy! Just stop already!"
Freddy was stunned, his little Baby-boo has never insulted him like this before. Oil began to drip from his eyes as his innocent little pizza slice turned into a dangerous bad boy.
Adam, without rinsing his soapy dishes, pulled out his microfiber towel and stormed over. He borrowed his mother's microfiber towel and went to the sink, his favorite plate, which was a whine-the-pooh plate, now sparkling clean. He pulled out his sports bottle of 50mg PowerAde and chugged the PowerAde to get his electrolytes back, hoping to end the dirty dishes. But he drank too much and threw up onto the counter, "Whatever." he sighed, and went straight to bed. Freddy loomed over, lusting for revenge.

(1) Adam sighed heavily as he stared at the floor of his bathroom, he never had to take a ♥♥♥♥ this badly, but it wasn't a surprise because he ate an entire bell pepper and that's hot to him. Freddy knocked on the bathroom door and Adam opened.
"Hey Adam! I just wanted to give you a Fazbear surprise, as always my little sugarplum..." Said Freddy. Adam smiled, everytime he saw that bear his ♥♥♥♥ just boomed with excitment at the thought of Freddy's servos fisting Adams boypussi at a max rate of 2,000 RPM. Adam bent over, his ass still dripping with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess that once was an entire bell pepper. Freddy began to fire up his Fist O' Matic, and instantly began to work on drilling Adam's fat ass.
"Oh, ♥♥♥♥! That's it!" Adam yelped as the cold fist slid into his butt easily, the ♥♥♥♥ proving to be a good lube for the event. Freddy sped it up to 6k RPM and Adam's ass began to jiggle like jello, he began to scream in pain, but Freddy interepted it as pleasure and raised it even higher.
♥♥♥♥ began to smack about the walls, Adam looked back at Freddy and screamed "Freddy! Just ♥♥♥♥ off already!"
Freddy was stunned, his little Baby-boo has never insulted him like this before. Oil began to drip from his eyes as his innocent little pizza slice turned into a dangerous bad boy.
Adam got up without wiping his sweaty ♥♥♥♥ covered ass, pulled up his denim jeans and stormed out. He borrowed his mother's car and went to buy some Alcohol, his favorite which was Chocolate Vodka (1% alcohol). He pulled out the bottle of 50mg tylenol and ate and chugged the alcohol together, hoping to end his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. But he just puked it all up onto the carpet, "Whatever." he sighed, and went straight to bed. Freddy loomed over, lusting for revenge.

(2) Adam has had it. After the bell pepper incident, and Freddy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up his life, he decided to end it once and for all. His ultimate plan, shooting up the teamspeak in prime-time when everyone was playing CS:GO. He loaded up his Super Soaker full of a mixture of his Banana-Onesie ♥♥♥♥♥ and 4 week old milk from downstairs, a milk ♥♥♥♥ squirter. XJ9 passed by and noticed this, she was disgusted by Adam's nasty mixture of fluids. Adam got mad that XJ9 gave him attention and told her to ♥♥♥♥ off. "XJ9, just ♥♥♥♥ off." Harl heard this from 2 blocks away, and quickly sprinted over to the scene. "What's going on here, why are you harassing my waifu?" Harl said, peeved that Adam would hurt his snookums. "Hey Harley, control your ♥♥♥♥♥." Adam said, that was a good one liner, yeah, he'll write that down. Harl was pissed, furious almost, how could he call her a ♥♥♥♥♥? He screamed in anger, smashing a nearby desk, he swung his gorilla arms at Adam, launching him across the room, out the window, onto a trampoline, into a banana-onesie, and straight into Jay's house. Jay was busy arguing with air about which Dark Souls 2 boss was the hardest, and told him to go away. Adam was almost out of time, he couldn't do his plan silently now. He aimed the milk-♥♥♥♥ at nothing, and fired. at the air, jumping for no reason at the milkshit.
He lay there, dead, dead from milk-♥♥♥♥. Harl finally caught up with Adam, his arms flailing, this time he hit Adam square in the stomach. Adam yelped, a quick burst of ♥♥♥♥ launched out of the poop chute of his onesie, hitting Devon square in the neck, killing him instantly. Devon's funeral is 5/10/2016. Harl swung again, this time hitting his mark right for Adam's face, his face fell apart like playdough as Harl wailed on his head like a monkey who had his jingly-keys taken away. Adam walked up to God in heaven, sweating. Riley looked down at Adam, and sent him directly to Hell.


Ethan was busy sucking off his dad's ♥♥♥♥.

(3) Adam smiled, he finally got to the store that was 200 miles east of his house. He got what he needed, 10 pounds of Asparagus. He jogged all the way home with Jay's stolen booty shorts, wearing his white long nike socks and his generic Nike sneakers he got at footlocker for 20$, size 2's. He first left Asparagus all over the house, leaving a nasty Asparagus smell, but to Adam it was heavenly. "♥♥♥♥ yes, I need this..." he mumbled as he slid a single Asparagus stick down his ♥♥♥♥. His ♥♥♥♥ accepted this graciously, and the Asparagus was completely gone. He got more excited and fitted a good 5 pounds of Asparagus up his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, filling it like Freddy never could. Harl walked into his house, Adam ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. This wasn't his house. It wasn't a surprise though, Adam WAS legally blind. Harls first words were "Jesus ♥♥♥♥ what is that smell!" Adam got shocked, in an attempt to hide the Asparagus from Harl he ran to the front door, his ♥♥♥♥ still out and Asparagus slipping out of his used ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "Harl! Just ♥♥♥♥ off, this is my house now, you're blocked from coming here." Harl didn't like this. Not one bit. Harl swung real hard, like a Gorilla. It hit Adam square in the cheek, exploding Adam into playdough all over the wall, only blood, ♥♥♥♥, and Asparagus was left of him. Harley hid Adam's remains in his XJ9-onesie.