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I am an avid pilk fan. Pilk is one of the greatest gifts that I have been given. it was a freak accident while with my grandmother. Was not paying attention and spilt some pepsi in the glass of milk that my grandmother had. I felt so ashamed that I had just ruined my grandmothers milk that I chugged it right in front of her. She thought it was absolutely disgusting and wanted me to leave immediately, but I thought it was the greatest thing I have ever drank. I listened to my grandmother and left, but was shaking at the thought of pilk. Even though I had only drank it once, I was already having withdrawls over pilk. I immediately went to Walmart and bought as much milk and pepsi as possible. Drove 30 mph over the speed limit as my heart raced more and more over pilk. As soon as I got home I started brewing as much pilk as possible. I turned my basement into a storage with as many barrels as possible for pilk. Within a week, I had filled over twenty 42 gallon barrels in my basement

@AntiNinja I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

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