And i also have a little treat for you too lewis. A new day will arise where you will be laying calmly in bed, rejoicing with such a good nigh of slumber. Then all of a sudden you hear a small quaint bird chirp, yelp with joy as a split second later, a great white shark will plumit through your roof and onto your bare chest. A baby it is not.

The day will come when you think you're happy, and you're lying in bed, suddenly, my bollocks will land firmly on you're forehead, and a drop of sweat will slide past my sack and tiggle the soft, smooth pouch that has made itself home on your head, and you'll know, right then, all you hopes and dreams has been shattered.

Dear Evns,

It's time for my annual Christmas message!
I hope last year was a great year and that you can end the year with friends and family.
May next year be just as great, or even better for you!

Merry Christmas, and a happy new year!

Rubbish Tex, dosent give good tex. My ass was not gaping, so rubbish tex!

Are u a Pepsi addict? Cause your in luck!

Memer I'd like to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
May 2023 be a great new year for you and your family, with exciting new moments and making new friends!