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:KITTEN APPLICATIONS NOW OPEN:
♥️ Rules for My Kittens ♥️
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
-> Come talk to Mommy if you need support!
6. No lying to Mommy.
-> 7. Respect Mommy. <-
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Mommy!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No Drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
-> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with Mommy. <-

Mommy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not.
Disobeying Mommy's rules will result in punishment.

shalom princess
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HAPPY HAPPY BDAYYYY GIRLIEEEE

I thought to myself: "How can one achieve such fatness?" As i watched the norwegian eat a big mac and chicken nuggets on the couch