Recente recensies door Mr. Jacobs

I applaud the voice acting in the game but the rest of it is definitely a mess. The store page is one of the laziest I have ever seen. The enemies only engage when you are in front of them and the AI companions do nothing at all. The quests would be interesting if I knew where any of the things were and I didn't already have 5000 gold.

https://youtu.be/7X50PH0mc5Y

It's cute. It's short. It has a great soundtrack. It maybe needs a quick hotfix for falling through the terrain because I got stuck and had to force quit the game but I still like this. It is priced exactly right. Definitely worth checking out.

https://youtu.be/fMpwnA33Bck

A depressing sex work choose your own adventure story set in a cyberpunky dystopia. The writing is pretty cool, the atmosphere is oppressive and perfectly tuned. I love the art style and the custom soundtrack. The only weird thing is having someone walk in on you while you are appraising your customers. Definitely check this out!

https://youtu.be/mLL4PcnSPDs

Just an absolute waste of time and energy. I don't understand what shovelware devs get out of these games. Is it a cry for help? Is it an elaborate art piece? Do they just have an extra fifty bucks laying around and decide the best way to use it is to burn it on a Gabe Newell shrine while chanting "I don't know how to make a game."? Just avoid this.

https://youtu.be/_bRaVZESwuQ

Not only is this game not good, it is actively bad. The enemies don't spawn in, there are limited sound effects, and the map is tiny as hell. The developer of Zombie Waiting returns after a 7 year hiatus to drop 7 games in the last few months. I guess they could have been designing them this whole time, but if that's the case, then that is seven years wasted. Do not buy this.

https://youtu.be/c-k9A3OneE0

The controls are awful. It has no music and very limited sound effects. The art style is interesting but it is apparently partly made by AI. Just absolutely not worth anyone's time. I regret playing this.

https://youtu.be/GjBvPFYZP8E

That's not necessarily a bad thing, but it is not very good value in $/hour. I was just starting to be interested in the changing landscape and then it stopped changing. The flying buddha statue was cool enough but 7 minutes isn't really long enough to leave a big impression.

https://youtu.be/0tpQnQBVzsw

The story is incredibly limited, but the shooting isn't the worst thing ever. There are a variety of enemies to fight and some actual strategy required to beat them. There isn't a good feeling of progression. Instead, we have a bunch of specific times that you visit in order to explain the different assets being used. For $5, it is pretty okay.

https://youtu.be/SjAti3jdR9w

These only up games have almost no reward mechanism which is crazy to me. The gameplay is basically nothing, or actively annoying and the ONLY reward mechanism present is getting a little bit higher each time. But the punishment is having to re-do every bit of mediocre gameplay along the way. Not to mention that a "Silent Narrative" still needs to...you know...BE a narrative. Nothing in this game is linked to a story. I like the audio design and the aesthetic is pretty cool, but this needs more.

https://youtu.be/3TLs1uk2NLY

One royalty free song looping over and over while you dodge around an incredibly samey looking tube. The only thing this has going for it is that it is cheap. That being said, I don't think it is worth the $1 it is asking.

https://youtu.be/_Orns7XLcpU