*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Wait, Kingdom Hearts? KINGDOM HEARTS???🤯 DOO-DOOOH, DOOH DA DOO DOO, DOO-DOOOH, DOOH DA DOO DOO, DOO-DOOOH, DOOH DA DOO DOO, DUH DUH DUH DUH. Omg sorry 😅 I just love Kingdom hearts DONALD HEAL ME HAH FIRE DEEP FREEZE STOP FORCE THIS IS IT OMG SEPHIROTH DADDY I LOVE YOU MARRY ME 🥵 GOOFY NO HES DEAD HE GOT HIT BY ROCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. LIGHT darkness LIGHT darkness LIGHT darkness LIGHT darkness LIGHT darkness LIGHT darkness LIGHT darkness LIGHT darkness 🤪🤪🤪🤪

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

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watch out there's a creeper approaching you!

If I see any more ':3' I am going to smash my head against the wall.

What the ♥♥♥♥ does it even mean? Wtf do you mean ':3'?

People use it in the weirdest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ways. I used to think it was some quirky smily but people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put it anywhere at all? There was this post about depression and the OP wrote ':3' at the end.

Don't even make me talk about reddit chains but this is the worst, there's like one ':3' in the comments and every other reply in the chain is ':3'

Like someone goes :3 and every reply is like :3 :3 :3 :3

And aren't redditors supposed to be real people behind the scenes? Why can't you just talk like people? Why do you have to ':3'?

And don't even talk about discord, literally every other sentence has a ':3' in it.

TLDR; I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate it, stop using it, or I will start using :4

youtube comments tutorial step 1: "Bro is" customize your bro to your liking, popular ones including: "blud" "broski" "dude"

step 2: say what's happening in the original picture/video, example: "bro is dead" you could also include adjectives if youre feeling spicy

step 3: emoji spam: make sure to use these emojis: 🔥 💀 🥶 💯 prioritize the use of 💀, spam it as much as possible.

optional: under your beautiful comment, as you reach ten likes edit your comment to say: "you dont know how i got these likes" "OMG MOM IM FAMOUS" and that concludes out comment making tutorial. and always remember: bigotry is rightotry