Elvis Prime
Elvis   Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
 
 
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42 Hours played
I put my fair share of time in (nearly 36 hours at time of writing). I grinded out most everything. I have fully explored several planets, maxed out inventories and travelled accross countless star systems. I spent hours simply building up language database. Do you know what i have to show for it? Nothing. it was a waste of time.

To be clear, this is a beautiful looking game, with lot's of hope and wonder, that leads to absolutely nothing. I spent hours building up resources and inventories and amassing fortunes. With nothing to do with it. All that time spent learning languages, and there was no point. Anything important story-wise, is in common language. I had much hope, waiting for something to happen. It didn't. You build random items and fuels, but that's it. You can only move from one place to another, and very little changes. Buildings are virtually identical and evenly distributed on EVERY planet. You can spot them and know exactly what they are, and what they will contain. They are unbelieveably generic. Every NPC is the same. I spent hours learning languages of a particular race. 20+ building oup relations of 1 of the 3 races, so much so i was able to decipher almost the entire language in every dialogue. Do you know what I discovered? That it didn't matter. As soon as I discovered the 2nd race, it didn't matter that I didn't know a single word. They were identical. Sure they looked different a little, but every interaction was identical. There is no point to any of the languages, they amount to nothing at all. By the time you get enough to start deciphering the exact words, what they have to say is entirely useless anyway. Did you like that outpost you were at? Too bad, you'll never find it again because navigation is terrible. But don't worry, it doesn't matter because there is another outpost that is identical, just jump in your ship and fly in any direction for less than a minute and you'll find the same damn place with a different name.

This game was like the ending of the TV Show "Lost", lots of buildup for a complete let down. Accumulate for no reason, talk for no reason, explore for no reason. I like a grind, but you don't even have anything to show for it. You'll never go back to wherever you were, and you'll never be able to share what you find with another human being. Cool, on this planet I'm going to name everything after memes. cool. What's the point? I'll never see that planet again when i leave for the next one. I gave this game far too much of a chance, and too much of my time. Go play minecraft, at least here you can build something. Play an MMO, at least there you can talk to someone. Go play a game with any form of campaign, at least you'll get a story. NMS is like all those games, without the things that make them great. No story, no meaningful building, no social. This feels entirely like an MMO that is empty. Accumulate wealth to buy nothing of worth, to quest with no one, and find nothing of note.
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Korig 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:40am 
Love the cozy Christmas profile :heart_eyes_yeti:
🔥Emperor Pyromancer🔥 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am 
:heartg:Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
:greenapple:You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.
:poolball8:Honesty is the fastest way to prevent a mistake from turning into a failure.
:gcblue:We can only learn to love by loving.
:Cuboid:true friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.
:SBP:respect is one of the greatest expressions of love.
🔥Emperor Pyromancer🔥 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:18pm 
:heartb:a good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you
:poolball8:if you want to be trusted, be honest
:heartg:You are amazing just the way you are
:crescent:stay positive better days are on their way
:lawman:respect is one of the greatest expressions of love
:CoC_Pill: Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom
:ai_flare: Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today.
:faster:A true friend is the best possession

Have a lovely day and stay safe!
🔥Emperor Pyromancer🔥 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm 
lmao your snow monster profile pic, kinda werid but still cool looking!
🔥Emperor Pyromancer🔥 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53pm 
:heartb: A true friend is the best possession - Jim Morrison :heartg:
:poolball8: A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you - L. Ron Hubbard
:BB_Moon: An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. – Benjamin Franklin
:CoC_Pill: Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." -Thomas Jefferson
:ai_flare: Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today. – Malcolm X
:ai_wormhole: There is no path to happiness; happiness is the path. - Buddha
:cybereye: The purpose of our lives is to be happy.” — Dalai Lama
🔥Emperor Pyromancer🔥 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm 
ICE RECIPE

Ingredients:
- Filtered water, but if you don't have it, it can be from the tap (as long as no one knows, of course) to taste.
- 1 Ice tray (no greasing required).

Preparation:
- Put the water in the form in an amount that you deem suitable for the size of ice desired. Then take it to the freezer and wait about 1h and 30min until the water changes to a solid state. This happens when the water becomes very rigid, similar to a rock.
- Unmold by making small blows with the mold on the table or kitchen sink.