- About Me
- Team Fortress 2 Overview
- Lethal Company Résumé
- About My OC (⚠️ NSFW ⚠️)


In a nutshell about who I am: I'm an amateur writer and roleplayer who likes to compose dirty detailed smut. Lots of stories were made so far that could be made into small books.... if I really wanted to.

I like playing a variety of games casually. I don't like anything hardcore nor do I like going against other players (PvP). This would mean that on TF2, I play MvM mode exclusively.

Steam messages are buggy for me and I don't make the effort to check on them frequently. I'm most active on Discord, which is available upon request.


Not much to say in this one. I'm good at MvM, but terrible in Casual. My primary classes are Pyro, Heavy, and Medic. Though, Medic would be considered my main.

And no, I am not and will never be open for trade with others. Please do not ask.


This is just in case someone has the idea to "interview" me in Lethal Company lol

* Overall: I play seriously, but I also enjoy funny moments that happen when playing normally; I always like aiming for high quotas like 10k or possibly 20k, but I don't like playing as competitively/hardcore as call_me_bread does
* My Age: 21+
* My Nemesis: Brackens, killing me while I'm distracted or rushing around a corner
* Yes, I play with mods

Expertise
- Can effortlessly use the jetpack to transport loot and distract enemies at any time, even during Stormy weather
- Can drive the cruiser on all maps except Titan, namely able to jump boost to both entrances in Assurance, can safely jump across or use the gap to get to and from fire exit at Adamance, can take to and from Rend's fire exit (with better visibility), and knows how to jump from fire to ship at Artifice and have escape routes planned; will not drive if Flooded on Vow/Dine, will not drive at all if Foggy, but I'm fine with Stormy and Eclipsed; I'm bound to make some mistakes, but I have been practicing a lot; I use some mods for better accessibility, but the driving and jumping skills are legitimate

Proficiencies
- Skilled with terminal to disable turrets, open/close security doors, and teleporting players to safety; though, I don't get to do this often so I may get rusty
- Knows how to kill all monsters with shovels, knives, shotguns, easter eggs, and the cruiser, as the situation calls for
- Able to loot efficiently , moving quickly and bringing scrap closer to entrances



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This would be considered my spiritual identity, or if you prefer, my own personal character. This is someone who I strongly wish to become IRL... in whatever feasible ways I can. I have this written in third person.

- Name: Birdy
- Sex: Omega Male (Omegaverse term)
- Race: Elven
- Profession: Witch, he possesses very powerful magic
- Age: Looks in his 20's but is thousands of years old
- D&D Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Face: My profile pic is the face of my OC (artwork by Fire Conejo, nsfw)
- Appearance: Smooth brown-skin, slim-muscular athletic build, fruity scent, and.. *ahem*.. a massive bubble butt
- Clothing: Has a flexible fashion sense, but he strongly favors his soft, sexy-looking blue jeans that hug onto his lower body; the jeans he wears are magically enchanted to repair themselves and to change styles
- Sexual Orientation: Veeeeery gay
- Sexual Role: Bottom, can be versatile
- Sexual Talents: Excellent in fellatio, can slurp and drool all over those manhoods hehe
- Personality: Calm and loving, but also mischievous and bratty; he's the kind of guy to smile and giggle a lot
- Origin: Whereabouts of his home world or plane of existence is unknown
- Omegaverse Characteristics: He's able to make lots of babies, having already made hundreds in his long life; he finds the whole process fun especially; his pregnancies are compressed to two weeks instead of nine months and he often makes twins/triplets/quadruplets, makin them intense; the only way he prevents himself from getting pregnant is through magic
- Buttgasms: He's easily prone to getting orgasms or "buttgasms" when someone spanks his big squishy butt by hand
- Erogenous Pointy Ears: He really likes having his ears be blown into or being given ear massages; the former makes him giggle and the latter makes him feel... pleasurable
- Heart of a Lover: He is someone who needs to spread love to those he truly cares for in ways he knows how; as long as he's cherished in return, nothing can make him feel happier; to be adored by an affectionate elf *can* be... an enchanting experience <3
- Favorite Instruments: Can play anything; he likes piano and electric guitars, but he prefers his specially crafted violin above all else
- Favorite Pastime: Frequently exploring different planes of existence, having adventures and meeting lots of people; ranges from epic battles, to steamy encounters (very often.. hehe), to casual hangouts
- Favorite Types of Humor: slapstick, puns/wordplay, childish/juvenile, dirty, offensive, and pranks/practical jokes
- Favorite Uses of Magic: teleportation (portals/instant), flying on staves or other objects, telekinesis, mind control, temporal rewind, time stop, lightning/water/wind elemental manipulation, conjuration, and particle/aesthetics/aurora creation
- Favorite Sex Positions/Preferences: likes being on his stomach or in a mating press; likes both gentle and rough sex; loves having his bubble butt spanked
- Favorite Forms of Affection: huggles/cuddles/snuggles, third eye kiss (forehead to forehead contact), and ear blowing (giving or receiving)
- Embraces The Dark: He's well adjusted to gloomy situations; he sometimes takes the role of a reaper as well - escorting souls, viewing their stories like a movie, and being there in their final moments; and sometimes, being under the light of a full moon in a spooky haunted place can feel... oddly comforting during his low moments
- Loves: witchy magic, having sex, getting knocked up, and giving/receiving affections
- Likes: stormy weather, starry skies, nature overall, beautiful scenery, beaches/tropics, warm/hot temperatures, exploring, freedom, teasing, getting spanked, causing friendly mischief or pulling harmless pranks, raising and caring for children (esp his own), pampering those he care for, meeting other magical creatures, and befriending other witches
- Dislikes: real violence, real conflict, being trapped or restrained, people who grossly dislike witches, religious fanatics, pompous people, self-righteous authority figures, those who take his mischievous side too seriously, dishonesty, recreational drugs, first/second hand embarrassment, cold temperatures, and feminine wear on self
- Hates: war (real ones; games are perfectly okay), arson/burnings, senseless destruction, authoritarianism, and cruelty/enslavement/torture of plants, animals, children, and mystical creatures

List of People or Creatures He REALLY Wants to Meet (from Greatest to Least):
- Milim Nava (from That Time I Got Reincarnated As a Slime/転生したらスライムだった件) - both of them could engage in lots of fun times together, from casual hangouts to epic duels, out of everyone he wants to meet her the most
- Maria (from Maria the Virgin Witch/純潔のマリア) - both of them have strong opinions on wars and religion, he also wants to brag to her about his "conquests" and make her blush hehe
- Izetta (from Izetta: The Last Witch/終末のイゼッタ) - he wants to train her on magic and continue the witchy lineage, the thought of magic being a lost and forgotten art brings great sadness to him