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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Dec, 2018 @ 6:00am
Updated: 22 Dec, 2018 @ 9:29am

This mod is boring in my eyes:

Half-life 2: Year Long Alarm feels no different than other mods like it, or at least the mods I've played. This mod is just a boring shooting gallery with nothing new in it.

Pros:
- It's Half-life 2, coool?
- The environment looks good, but that's not saying much since I broke the fu cking game as I started playing it. Do you want to break your immersion though? This is how you do it:
Step 1: Launch the game (Obviously)
Step 2: Make a new game
Step 3: You wake up in a room and you see the hole in the ceiling and in the wall right? That's important and the main focus.
Step 4: Get the Gravity Gun that's in front of you. You can use it to kill the scanner if you really want to, but that's optional.
Step 5: The developer I guess decide to make all of the boxes break when you jump on them. Luckily, being a dumbasss, he puts in barrels all over the place. So this is really step 5: Take two barrels and stack them on top of each other up, against the wall where that hole is.
Step 6: Climb on top of the barrels.
Step 7: Take out your Gravity Gun, aim it at your feet (barrel) and you should be on top of the barrel. Then you press mouse 1, aka you just fire the Gravity Gun at the barrel. Now this is going to send you flying in the air.
Step 8: If this takes you a long time to do this, don't worry because I believe in you. Once you are flying in the air, you can clip into the edge of the hole in the wall. If you can't clip to the edge, then you can still see what's outside of the hole while flying into the air. But once you see what's outside the hole, I think you will find it beautiful. Also, yes I did all of this when I started up the game; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I have no life.


-I'm not going to lie. I think this mod has some good ideas, honestly I do.
- I do like how the whole mod is just one map and has prefect FPS. I love that!!

Cons:
-This mod is boring, I have played so many mods similar to this game. Mods like Mission Improbable, Overflow, Downfall, or even Minerva are mods that I think are better. I don't think this mod sucks, I just think It's a mod that I wouldn't want to play again. Anyways, I think the developer did a good job. If there was a natural rating, I would put it for my review instead of a negative. Too bad that's not an option.

At least I can say it's better than HDTF and Wilson Chronicles. Those developers can go choke on a Chinese ballsack in the back of a Arby's. Ok I'm leaving now, goodbye.
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Elephants Doing Crack 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:37am 
A good review...