Recent reviews by eatcheese

Y'know...
I always thought that this game was hated because the world simply wasn't ready for this type of movement in a shooter game.
But after picking it up in over decade has made me realize that it wasn't the world that's at fault.
but rather that the movement system in this game was the biggest piece of dog####.
Every movement is like wading through a flood of molasses - It's like I am f##king waist deep in solid concrete. And this game is tagged 'Parkour'? I feel so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow in this game it's absurd. I guess I was just nostalgic for 2011.

At least it's free.

"I'm afraid It's been... nine years..."

DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!!!!

SUPER EARTH HAS WON!!!

Priest took his clothes off and then lit the room on fire...

He then mopped the floor with my group by exploding everything...




10/10 would be a choir boy.

Apparently Bible Readings are quite popular with a lot of people.






10/10 would read the Book of Genesis again.

A very relaxing game.

Hahahahahha.

Three years of waiting!

For this total dumpster fire lmao.

I would like to give an actual review but the game hasn't loaded it in yet.

Something something about a lake.

I played this way back in the betas. And said "Wonder if it's any good "Literally cannot launch it. I'm not gonna try to fix it, it isn't worth it.