Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

GLUTINOUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAN. 8 bacon cheese burgers: sloped in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grease, cheese, and bacon - and six ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corndogs. All drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise and smashing it with some beer. AAAAWWWWYEAARH... aaaaaw. Time to drench these babies with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loads of mayonnaise ahahahaha. Number one OOAF. Yeaahh look at that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby drenched. AAAOMF Number two. Aaaaawww yeah AAAOMF. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ use this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise AAAOFM. AWwww number three.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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