Your favorite Furred Dragon.


"You are an extension of my search engine" -Zaren

"You think we will ever meet? You're like so close I could touch your scrote.. you're really close.." -Zaren

Me: *cracks soda*
Novice: "Oh no, he's drinking his weeiinneerr!!"

"TURKEYS.....satan's creatures." -Selnus

"If you want to make friends with every stranger don't talk about race, religion, politics or sports" -OllieRockpaw's Dad

"I saw furries..at the Alamo " -Tam Pridham

"If I open my mouth you can hear my stomach." -Me

"Hi.. I am the Flannel Daddy." -Selnus

"I want spicy vegetables you brainlet."
- Tam

What it's like to play Minecraft: "..you think everything is fine, but it's not." -Me

"Skrrt Skrrt."-Me
"What does that mean?"-Thomas
"You know, Skrrt Skrrt"-Me
""I literally don't know what that means."-Thomas

"Merry Christmas guys! I hope you like your gifts. If not, you can ♥♥♥♥ off." -My dad

"That bro hentai tho." -ShyKitten

"It's not taken..but shapen." -Light Flicker

"Claymores can't do splash damage." - Me

"*robot voice* Oh ♥♥♥♥ he can talk in reverse?" - Thomas

"My Instagram Let's Play." - Steven, A.D.

Me- "Would you put a fleshlight in your ass so we could have straight sex?"
My roommate- "..sure."

"I can cook a mean ass grilled cheese."- Lorry

"Im gonna beat the game and then ♥♥♥♥ the anime girl!" -Emma

"Art is how we decorate space, and music is how we decorate time." -Selnus

"Gaarryy...i wanna go to Home Depot at 2AM and buy wood.."- Bananamana

"Ain't no harm in a little heroin." - Grim Floof

"Is Pansexual where you love food or is that a myth?.." -Darksoul/My little Bro

"C'mon say it, I dare ya, ♥♥♥$# " -SentinelGT