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(Guards! Guards!)
🙁
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in
twenty minutes.
It's about Russia.
-- Woody Allen
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QOTD:
"You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them?
How... tribal."
🤓
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
-- Steven Wright
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... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
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Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.
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I'm shaving!! I'M SHAVING!!
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