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Recommended
26.7 hrs last two weeks / 1,554.4 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Sep, 2020 @ 12:19pm

It's a shame that I love this game
Used to have a girl, but then I met this pearl
She said "it's ovah!", but why care? In here i can be a casanova
Got over 4 thousand hours on the previous version, some would say its because of my perversion
But why stick with sin, if i can be a Crusader King!
The only problem was the money, 75€ wasn't funny, makes me feel like a dummy
Game still uses Clausewitz... Send it already to Auschwitz!
Forgive me the pun... And keep your gun!
But some of them swedes love to be raiders... Instead of being traders!!!
You know, its (a) Paradox... And that is why we all caught the pox!!!
I would have used another type of vocabulary... but I don't want to be their adversary!!!
Thanks for reading... Now off to breeding...
Feel free to leave a like... But one of these days, we need to form a strike!
"Not one more dollar! Not one more dollar!" I know, it's an horror...
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3 Comments
The_Spartan 20 Feb, 2021 @ 5:28am 
Yeah. The engine itself is still Clausewitz but with Jomini.

To be frank, Paradox's games were far easier to mod back on the old days of EU2, despite all of the restrictions.
hrsmp 19 Feb, 2021 @ 10:41pm 
It uses Jomini though
Clausewitz at least was easier to mod
k4nd17r33 6 Sep, 2020 @ 6:22am 
it's good tho