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A poem from the middle ages tells the story about a highly regarded weaver who was in search of true love in the garden of the palace, and encountered an old widow. "Dearest widow, wilt thou tell me where a highly regarded weaver like myself find true love?" he asked the widow. The widow closed her eyes as if in a trance. And then she said: "Go play with yourself." The weaver thought long and hard about the widow's answer. Then he pulled out his sword and killed her. Twenty years later when he was greasing his behind, the weaver realized: every human life is beautiful in its own way but it's up to each of us whether we choose to act upon it. And he became much miraculous, and when he died the town built a tower in his memory which stands there to this day.

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