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11.1 hrs last two weeks / 161.7 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Feb @ 12:34pm
Updated: 6 May @ 5:20pm

(Changed back to positive because we DID IT! DEMOCRACY!)
(Changed to negative review because of PlayStation Network stuff)

Interstellar Spaghetti Odyssey: A Helldivers 2 Rollercoaster of Mayhem!

Helldivers 2 is a mind-boggling journey into the spaghetti-filled abyss of intergalactic chaos. From the moment I pressed start, I felt like I was being catapulted into a cosmic kitchen where spaghetti monsters reign supreme. Forget about conventional weapons; here, you're armed with spaghetti catapults, meatball grenades, and lasagna launchers. It's a culinary carnival of destruction!

The graphics are so cutting-edge that my toaster oven tried to cook them. I never knew pixels could taste like carbonized bread. The game world is an explosion of neon colors, flying meatballs, and spaghetti tornadoes that make navigating the chaos feel like trying to salsa dance on a rollercoaster made of gelato.

The sound design is a symphony of absurdity. Each spaghetti slap, meatball explosion, and noodle boomerang whoosh is a masterpiece of cacophony. I had to wear noise-canceling pasta to fully appreciate the subtle nuances of the auditory insanity.

The storyline is a spaghetti western meets sci-fi thriller, with a dash of rom-com. The characters are a mishmash of sentient pasta shapes trying to save the universe from a sauce shortage. The dialogues are pure gibberish, with characters spouting lines like, "Spaghettify the space-time continuum!" and "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli!" It's so nonsensical that it makes Shakespearean soliloquies sound like grocery lists.

The multiplayer experience is like trying to herd cats—cats that have consumed copious amounts of espresso. Coordination is key, but good luck coordinating when everyone is frantically tossing spaghetti in different directions. It's a glorious mess of teamwork and chaos, like trying to perform a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of tomato sauce.

In conclusion, Helldivers 2 is a gastronomic delight of mayhem and madness. If you've ever dreamed of being a space-faring chef armed with spaghetti weaponry, this game is your interstellar ticket to noodle nirvana. It's a rollercoaster of absurdity that left me questioning the very fabric of reality. Just remember to bring extra marinara sauce – you're going to need it!

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