Admin for Southern Cross Gaming's TF2 Servers. Send IMs if you need help.
-Awake 10a-Midnight Pacific
-On Discord with the other admins, so if I can't help you, I can throw them a message to see if they can.

Yes, I have a bunch of vintage items in my TF2 invetory, including some of the discontinued early-TF2 hats (Hustler's Halmark, Soldier's Stash, etc). Short of an offering of a strange gunslinger, the best I'll do is humor listening to what is being offered to me for it; you probably won't get them.
Yes, I do have a giftable version of Poker Night. I've got an overinflated value thought for it, and you very well won't like it if you want to parley for it...
If you want me to humor an offer for something I have, my profile accepts comments; let me know how high over-value you're willing to start.

Also, if your profile is one of those "I do 3d art, here's my PC specs and favorite TF2 maps" profiles I've seen blind friend request me, you're very bot shaped and I wish you a pleasant "get lost".