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Rosco Marvin Doughnuts IV
(1) 800.DRD.ONTS

Rosco Marvin Doughnuts IV
(1) 800.DRD.ONTS
theforkparty@gmail.com

EDUCATION
PhD A.B.D. in Baked Goods Antropology Dec 1972
Denial State University
Dissertation title: "Sprinkles: Semiotics of Practical Shamanism"
Committee: Edwin Argon, Darian Mulstonworth, Half Eaten Sandwhich (chair)

MD in Love Surgery May 1969
Forkhammer Medical School
Smooth Operator

BA in Religious Studies Dec 1956
Saints and Sinners Theological Seminary


TEACHING AND ADVISING
Confectionary Instructor Feb 1972- Present
Deparment of Classical Studies, Yale University
- Facilitator for four sections of Doughnut Theory 101
- Planned and taught course based on astrological in local paper
- Used dartboards to enhance pedagogical technique
- Drank heavily of the sweet nectar of indolence

Teaching Assistant 1958 - 1969
Department of English, University of Borgensceict
- Kept Dr. Klien's mobile bar stocked with gin
- Ate a lot of drugs
- Jesus, why do am I even doing a CV?

CONFERENCE PRESENTATIONS
"NO, F___ /YOU/" Some Subway Restaurant. New York, NY, Nov 1993.

PUBLICATIONS
Doughnuts, R.M. "Rural Doughnuts: Modes of Carnal Attraction" in A Compendium of Raging Modernity. Piehole Press, 2013

Doughnuts, R.M. "Wider Doors: A Practical Study of Aggressive Hate-Gorging" in Contractors Monthly. Warble Printing Collective, 1997.

HONORS AND AWARDS
Wilford Brimley Fellowship, U.S. Department of Health
Most Outstanding Chest Hair, Forkhammer Medical School
"I Ate the BIG MARVIN in Under 30 Minutes", Rick's Steakhouse and Antique Safari

REFERENCES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST