I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here on many games, so if you require guidance, please contact me. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. Before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together. I am a gamer aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you grow in the wild. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that.I look forward to our future together (as friends)

Hello! ♥
You don't know me but I really like you... I saw your profile and I was like, omg, this guy is amazing... kyaaaa >////<
Do you think w-we can be friends? You know, play games and chit-chat like normal people!
I would really like it... Because I think I really like you... Maybe we can date later when we're good friends? :3 *winkyface*
Don't worry, I'm not a creep! I'm just a furry who likes to spend time online... I'm very friendly and nice ^w^ rawr~
And when we start dating... I'll be the best guy you've ever met, promise~
I will take such good care of you, I will love you forever, I will make you so happy!!

MinusOne