ATTENTION ALL OWNERS OF UNUSUAL TOWERING PILLARS OF HATS!

The most exclusive vertically stacked headwear community of Team Fortress 2 wants YOU!
Yeah, you in particular! Why?

Well, let me answer that with more questions like every sales pitch ever:

Are you a proud owner of an unusual towering pillar of hats?
Do you like flaunting your abundance of wealth and style to the impoverished single-hatted masses?
Is ironic internet elitism about a silly pile of hats, and/or unironic appreciation of the magnificence of said pile of hats' impeccable sillyness things that sound fun to you?

Do you perhaps just wanna hang out with fellow hat enjoyers and casually vibe?

Whatever the case may be...
If your pillar of hats is towering in an unusual manner, you're more than welcome to join the club!
Domme, Disco Beatdown pillar owner

(just shoot me a msg asking for an invite, and I'll send one over when I read it)