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‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆 ♥♥♥♥🌽

Please forgive any grammatical mistakes, I'm writing this with tears in my eyes. 😂 I can't believe my Robert would do this!!

I had just made him a tuna and peanut butter sandwich (his favorite!) when I walked in on him m*sturbating to a picture of some twink elf! Now, normally I wouldn't mind this, "Let he who hasn't fantasized about making sweet, sweet love to a twink elf cast the first stone" and all that, but now I'm finding out this character is actually from some S@tanic video g@me called Balding Gates 3???