Colonel: Marine, What is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir
Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Joker: I don't remember, sir
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to kill", sir
Colonel: You write "born to kill" on your helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir
Colonel: What is it supposed to mean?
Joker: I don't know, sir
Colonel: You don't know very much, do you?
Joker: No, sir
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant ♥♥♥♥ on you!
Joker: Yes, sir
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man!
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man; The Jungian thing, sir
Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir
Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir
Colonel: Then how 'bout getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir