Recent reviews by TheDittoMan

"Mr. X is the scariest guy I've ever seen in my life"

It's budget Doom Eternal. Don't worry, that's a good thing. Killer OST too.

Not only is it a chore to play, the game loves to randomly freeze my entire PC whenever it feels like and forces me to lose hours of progress. Just skip it, there is no good story worth mentioning either.

I'm the trash man. I come out, I throw trash all over the ring! And then I start eating garbage, and then I pick up the trash can and I bash the guy on the head!

Really disappointing, coming as a massive Yakuza fan. Everything in the game is a constant grind. Grind EXP. Grind money. Grind friendships. Grind materials. Grind trooper cards. Grind farming. Grind dungeons.

You know what this game really grinds? MY GEARS!!!!!

Favorite game of all time. Platinumed on console with 7 playthroughs and I intend to do many more on PC.

Wife Simulator

Good. You opened this Steam review. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

Mech go NYOOOOOOOOOM

Dead Space 2 Remake never