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So funny story about Mike Wazowski. The girl I lost my virginity to at 19 (she was 19 too) was wearing Mike Wazowski underwear, like little kids underwear. She was incredibly hot so I just shrugged it off but when I started pulling down her underwear she said "Bye bye Mikey." I almost couldn't recover from that but then remembered i was about to get laid. That might sound like the most awkward part but more awkward was me lasting about 20 seconds and half yelling "I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" as I finished, like I was surprised or something.

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