Garfield Kart is the single greatest gaming, nay just experience, that any sentient life could possible have pleasure of being in the presence of. This is so, as even just the mere presence of this game would ascend ones sentience beyond that of any mortal being. I for one have become on of the great Gods of this universe, all because I played this game. If one has yet to play this game then one should for if someone were to live without experience this absolutely reverent "game" (although I hesitate to bring at as low as calling it a game because it is truly beyond our understanding as a species) then they shall be denied at the pearly gates, and reborn continuously until they have even so much as looked at the title screen.

£3.99 is too little for this game, and I commend that anyone who plays it shall go to the developers house and give them your life savings, for they must truly be the Gods messenger if they have brought this game into existence and truly deserve as much praise as we as a species can give them.

I must also point out that as has been laid out in Ephesians 4:30, that Garfield Kart is the second coming of Christ incarnate and should therefore be treated with such respect, and so may those who slander this game be smitten by The Lord in Heaven.