Progreso de Schizo Peek en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 1 MAY 2015 a las 7:48 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 1 MAY 2015 a las 8:00 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 12 MAY 2014 a las 7:17 a. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2017 a las 3:26 p. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 12 MAY 2014 a las 7:28 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2014 a las 7:33 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2014 a las 8:22 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAR 2017 a las 7:37 a. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAR 2017 a las 9:57 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 1 MAY 2015 a las 7:56 a. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 18 MAR 2017 a las 2:30 p. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAR 2017 a las 4:47 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2021 a las 8:07 a. m.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Se desbloqueó el 8 AGO 2018 a las 1:11 p. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 21 DIC 2015 a las 11:11 a. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 6 AGO 2018 a las 8:05 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 1 MAY 2015 a las 7:57 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 21 DIC 2015 a las 11:01 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 14 MAY 2021 a las 7:27 a. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 8 JUL 2017 a las 11:15 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 12 MAY 2014 a las 7:17 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 15 MAR 2014 a las 8:53 a. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAR 2017 a las 7:12 a. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAR 2017 a las 4:00 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 28 ABR 2015 a las 1:13 p. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2014 a las 7:35 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAR 2014 a las 4:37 a. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAR 2014 a las 4:41 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2014 a las 7:36 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2021 a las 11:37 a. m.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 24 SEP 2023 a las 12:19 p. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2015 a las 12:42 p. m.

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 JUL 2014 a las 7:32 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 8 MAR 2014 a las 4:36 a. m.

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 13 MAY 2021 a las 11:21 a. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 19 MAR 2017 a las 9:57 a. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 22 MAR 2017 a las 10:08 a. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 23 MAR 2017 a las 10:01 a. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 23 MAR 2017 a las 12:40 p. m.

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2016 a las 2:06 p. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 23 MAR 2017 a las 10:24 a. m.

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 20 MAR 2018 a las 9:52 a. m.

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 23 MAR 2017 a las 9:01 a. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

18 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,130 / 5,000