Prestatievoortgang van Percocet Peek in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 1 mei 2015 om 7:48

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 1 mei 2015 om 8:00

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2014 om 7:17

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 18 mrt 2017 om 15:26

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2014 om 7:28

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2014 om 7:33

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2014 om 8:22

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 19 mrt 2017 om 7:37

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 19 mrt 2017 om 9:57

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 1 mei 2015 om 7:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 18 mrt 2017 om 14:30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 19 mrt 2017 om 4:47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2021 om 8:07

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2018 om 13:11

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 21 dec 2015 om 11:11

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 6 aug 2018 om 8:05

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 1 mei 2015 om 7:57

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 21 dec 2015 om 11:01

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 14 mei 2021 om 7:27

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 8 jul 2017 om 11:15

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 12 mei 2014 om 7:17

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 15 mrt 2014 om 8:53

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 19 mrt 2017 om 7:12

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 19 mrt 2017 om 4:00

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 28 apr 2015 om 13:13

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2014 om 7:35

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 8 mrt 2014 om 4:37

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 8 mrt 2014 om 4:41

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2014 om 7:36

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2021 om 11:37

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Ontgrendeld op 24 sep 2023 om 12:19

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2015 om 12:42

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2014 om 7:32

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 8 mrt 2014 om 4:36

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Ontgrendeld op 13 mei 2021 om 11:21

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 19 mrt 2017 om 9:57

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt 2017 om 10:08

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 23 mrt 2017 om 10:01

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 23 mrt 2017 om 12:40

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 15 aug 2016 om 14:06

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 23 mrt 2017 om 10:24

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2018 om 9:52

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Ontgrendeld op 23 mrt 2017 om 9:01

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

18 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

25 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,130 / 5,000