Update:
New threat arrives. We must fight them back!
Bring peace to our planets and their citizens!

Edit:
We have won brothers and sisters! Democracy prevails once again as so we! Let's give once again a big cheer up for our community and universe!

Original:
Non-Political Parties of Satire Command Union are calling arms to war.
What do..
Simple answer: 'Keep your friends close and your enemies within the range of ur primary firearm!' - Sarge RvB
Or just: '↑ → ↓ ↓ ↓' - 500KG of beauty