Welcome to my profile! I used to be an edgy dckhead but now im old and just wana play video games. Everything below is kept for legacy purposes and is no longer necessarily accurate.

This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xX0oQnIlUA


Current Obsessions.
RWBY (Favourite show EVER)
Shingeki No Kyojin
Legend of Korra (And A:TLA)
Sword Art Online
My Hero Academia (Best shounen ever.)


Dumbass quotes and ♥♥♥♥ below


Nick - They're probably pushing Squeeky (Instantly dies from squeeky)

Nick- Is that you?
me- Yeah.
-Nick tk's me-
Nick- Ok

Nick - Thats what a gangbang looks like

Owen ~ Its like synchronized swimming but with guns

Kenny- -Video buffers- Theres too much to render I can't do it.

Me- Can you kill me please I don't deserve this life.
-Nick tk's me-
Me- Thank you.

Timothy - Autism doesnt cause vaccines.
♥♥♥♥ I've had too many vaccines.

Random guy in the hallway - 2pac is a lyrical douche.

Nick - "We aint producing anything but really sad parents"

Dan- Life is an edgy fanfiction.

Dillon - QUICKLY GIVE ME A QUOTE TO PUT IN MY QUOTES SECTION.
Malec - God is dead.
Dillon - Edgy.

[11:19 AM] Lilliputian: I had a dream last night that I puked up chewed up bread and couldn't stop
[11:19 AM] Lilliputian: Like the whole floor was covered in it
[11:20 AM] Lilliputian: And [REDACTED]'s older brother was sleeping on the couch man
[11:20 AM] Lilliputian: He got up and said "man that sucks"

Teacher - How's everyone doing today?
Jake - Someone threw a heroin needle at my asscheek this morning.

Jess - Little Nut Big Hole.

Nick - I really hope someone headshots me
-Instantly gets headshot-

Laura - You can cook anything on a stick if you try hard enough.

Nick ~ It all comes back to stickbeating...

Random guy in the hallway at like 11:45 - All I know is I've had a boner since 6 am.

Nick ~ Crows are like metal parrots.

Laura ~ An ant is the life span of an ant.

Laura ~ If you're not feeling well, and you drink half a gallon of orange juice. YOU WILL FEEL WORSE.

Me ~ what's the month before June?
Laura with an immediate response ~ JULY.

Doc ~ Listen if Jesus could unrape people maybe I'd believe in him

Me ~ A gun is a more dangerous metronome

Me ~ what's the month before June?
Jeff with an immediate response ~ JULY.
Me ~ Jesus you're as dumb as Laura.

Me ~ Put your mouth away.
Also me ~ Wow that's a thing I just said for real

Someone else ~ "Dillon shut up."
Me ~ "No! I have things I want to say... Like soap... And cheez-its"