Star Trek Lives!
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One of Bender's kids: Our dad is a giant toy!
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Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of
marriage make her something like a public building.
-- Oscar Wilde
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It is not the critic who counts, or how the strong man stumbled, or whether
the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the
man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and
blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again; who
knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, and who spends himself in a
worthy cause, and if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that
he'll never be with those cold and timid souls who never know either victory
or defeat.
-- Teddy Roosevelt
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Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.
-- General Omar N. Bradley
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