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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.6 hrs on record
Posted: 17 Jan @ 4:02pm
Updated: 3 Feb @ 8:37pm

I loaded my last pampers this Christmas playing this game.
It was a sticky hot mess and my therapist questions if I will ever really recover.
Sometimes I get flashbacks to the first time I died and how I slowly sank back into my seat from the jump scare and I felt the smoosh cushion of yuck wet slop that melted down my pant leg and into my shoe..
My wife left me over it and everything. My kids won't even recognize me as father anymore. I saw a lot of empty bottles of alcohol and other wines inside the fridge and around the house so I too decided when my family left me to start drinking again.
Doesn't help much though. I can still smell it, you know? That lingering scent of Satan's raunch that tears the paint off the walls. Yeah.. The drinking can't even help me forget that...

Oh and yeah the game was great 10/10 I would certainly s h i t myself again!

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bl1sk6 (inactive) 17 Jan @ 4:09pm 
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